The Hamstring Hex of Quentin Johnston
Quentin Johnston · LAC · WR
“Johnston is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Johnston's week
- Johnston gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
- Johnston gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of TCU's biggest rival.
72%POTENCY
-19.4PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Johnston, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Quentin Johnston in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Quentin Johnston is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Quentin Johnston actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.