The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Quentin Johnston
Quentin Johnston · LAC · WR
“Johnston runs a beautiful route, gets open, and the QB throws it to the other receiver. Who was covered.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Johnston's week
- Johnston is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Johnston finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
80%POTENCY
-10PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Patriots locker room
Incantation
Johnston, Johnston, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Quentin Johnston in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Quentin Johnston is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Quentin Johnston actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.