The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Quentin Johnston
Quentin Johnston · LAC · WR
“Johnston is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Johnston's week
- Johnston tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.
- Johnston goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
87%POTENCY
-12.5PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Eye of Chargers, tongue of ref,
Bring Chargers down to grief,
Johnston scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Quentin Johnston in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Quentin Johnston is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Quentin Johnston actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.