The Dropped Pass Hex of Quentin Johnston
Quentin Johnston · LAC · WR
“Johnston will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Johnston's week
- A mysterious flag erases Johnston's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Johnston gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
87%POTENCY
-19PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Johnston's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Quentin Johnston in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Quentin Johnston is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Quentin Johnston actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.