The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Quentin Johnston
Quentin Johnston · LAC · WR
“Johnston gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of TCU's biggest rival.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Johnston's week
- Johnston gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- A mysterious flag erases Johnston's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
80%POTENCY
-10.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Johnston's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Quentin Johnston in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Quentin Johnston is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Quentin Johnston actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.