The Inch-Short Hex of Quentin Johnston
Quentin Johnston · LAC · WR
“Johnston gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of TCU's biggest rival.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Johnston's week
- Johnston will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Ref: "Number Johnston, that's a flag." Johnston: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
91%POTENCY
-17.8PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A single tear from a Jaguars fan
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Johnston's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Quentin Johnston in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Quentin Johnston is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Quentin Johnston actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.