The Butter-Finger Hex of Quentin Johnston
Quentin Johnston · LAC · WR
“Johnston gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Johnston's week
- Johnston gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of TCU's biggest rival.
- Johnston goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
85%POTENCY
-9.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Johnston drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Quentin Johnston in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Quentin Johnston is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Quentin Johnston actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.