The Hamstring Hex of Quentin Johnston
Quentin Johnston · LAC · WR
“The QB looks at Johnston exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Johnston's week
- Johnston gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
- Johnston gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of TCU's biggest rival.
88%POTENCY
-9.3PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Colts locker room
- A used challenge flag
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Johnston drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Quentin Johnston in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Quentin Johnston is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Quentin Johnston actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.