The Inch-Short Hex of Quentin Johnston
Quentin Johnston · LAC · WR
“Johnston will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Johnston's week
- Johnston gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
- Johnston gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of TCU's biggest rival.
80%POTENCY
-17.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A single tear from a Packers fan
- A single sock, mismatched, from the 49ers locker room
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Johnston drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Quentin Johnston in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Quentin Johnston is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Quentin Johnston actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.