The Phantom Holding Hex of Quentin Johnston
Quentin Johnston · LAC · WR
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Johnston's stadium. Only over Johnston.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Johnston's week
- Johnston gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of TCU's biggest rival.
- Johnston sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
83%POTENCY
-11.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Johnston's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Ja'Marr Chase
- Amon-Ra St. Brown
- Jaxon Smith-Njigba
- CeeDee Lamb
- Justin Jefferson
- Omarion Hampton
- A.J. Brown
- Drake London
- Nico Collins
- George Pickens
- Malik Nabers
- Chris Olave
FAQ
How do I curse Quentin Johnston in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Quentin Johnston is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Quentin Johnston actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.