The Shadow Coverage Hex of Quentin Johnston
Quentin Johnston · LAC · WR
“Ref: "Number Johnston, that's a flag." Johnston: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Johnston's week
- Johnston's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Johnston was due a breakout.
- Johnston gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
76%POTENCY
-14.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A single tear from a Falcons fan
- A single Ravens jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Johnston's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Quentin Johnston in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Quentin Johnston is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Quentin Johnston actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.