The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Quentin Johnston
Quentin Johnston · LAC · WR
“Johnston is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Johnston's week
- Johnston will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- The broadcast shows Johnston on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
89%POTENCY
-12.3PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A single Browns jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Johnston's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Quentin Johnston in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Quentin Johnston is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Quentin Johnston actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.