The Dropped Pass Hex of Quentin Johnston
Quentin Johnston · LAC · WR
“Johnston gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Johnston's week
- Johnston scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
- Johnston's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Johnston was due a breakout.
86%POTENCY
-10.6PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Cowboys locker room
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A single tear from a Ravens fan
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Johnston, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Quentin Johnston in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Quentin Johnston is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Quentin Johnston actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.