The Late Scratch Hex of Quentin Johnston
Quentin Johnston · LAC · WR
“Johnston gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Johnston's week
- Johnston gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of TCU's biggest rival.
- Johnston is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
73%POTENCY
-12.7PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Seahawks locker room
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Johnston's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Quentin Johnston in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Quentin Johnston is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Quentin Johnston actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.