The Butter-Finger Hex of Quentin Johnston
Quentin Johnston · LAC · WR
“Johnston tears an uncatchable ball out of the air and... steps out of bounds. By a toe.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Johnston's week
- A mysterious flag erases Johnston's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Johnston gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of TCU's biggest rival.
91%POTENCY
-12.4PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Johnston, Johnston, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Quentin Johnston in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Quentin Johnston is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Quentin Johnston actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.