The Out-of-Bounds Hex of Quentin Johnston
Quentin Johnston · LAC · WR
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Johnston's stadium. Only over Johnston.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Johnston's week
- The broadcast shows Johnston on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Johnston's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
81%POTENCY
-10.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Saints locker room
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Johnston's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Quentin Johnston in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Quentin Johnston is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Quentin Johnston actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.