The Butter-Finger Hex of Quentin Johnston
Quentin Johnston · LAC · WR
“Johnston gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Johnston's week
- Johnston gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
- Johnston's coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Johnston was due a breakout.
92%POTENCY
-13PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Johnston, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Quentin Johnston in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Quentin Johnston is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Quentin Johnston actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.