The Shadow Coverage Hex of Quentin Johnston
Quentin Johnston · LAC · WR
“A mysterious flag erases Johnston's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Johnston's week
- Johnston gets 11 targets and catches 3 of them. The other 8 are "contested".
- Ref: "Number Johnston, that's a flag." Johnston: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
78%POTENCY
-11.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Johnston's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Quentin Johnston in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Quentin Johnston is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Quentin Johnston actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.