The Mystery Tweak Hex of Quentin Johnston
Quentin Johnston · LAC · WR
“Johnston's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Johnston's week
- Johnston is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Johnston sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
84%POTENCY
-14.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A single tear from a Dolphins fan
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Johnston's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Quentin Johnston in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Quentin Johnston is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Quentin Johnston actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.