The Inch-Short Hex of Quentin Johnston
Quentin Johnston · LAC · WR
“Johnston gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Johnston's week
- Johnston is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Johnston drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
86%POTENCY
-15.5PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Johnston's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Quentin Johnston in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Quentin Johnston is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Quentin Johnston actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.