The Phantom Flag Hex of Quentin Johnston
Quentin Johnston · LAC · WR
“Ref: "Number Johnston, that's a flag." Johnston: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Johnston's week
- Johnston scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
- The broadcast shows Johnston on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
77%POTENCY
-11.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Johnston, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Quentin Johnston in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Quentin Johnston is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Quentin Johnston actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.