The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Quentin Johnston
Quentin Johnston · LAC · WR
“Johnston drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Johnston's week
- Johnston gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Johnston gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of TCU's biggest rival.
87%POTENCY
-19.9PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Eagles fan
- Powdered kicker confidence
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Johnston's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Quentin Johnston in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Quentin Johnston is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Quentin Johnston actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.