The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Quentin Johnston
Quentin Johnston · LAC · WR
“A mysterious flag erases Johnston's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Johnston's week
- Johnston gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Johnston will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
88%POTENCY
-13.2PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Texans fan
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Eye of Chargers, tongue of ref,
Bring Chargers down to grief,
Johnston scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Quentin Johnston in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Quentin Johnston is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Quentin Johnston actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.