The Dropped Pass Hex of Quentin Johnston
Quentin Johnston · LAC · WR
“Johnston gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of TCU's biggest rival.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Johnston's week
- Johnston is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Johnston drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.
76%POTENCY
-19.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Johnston drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Quentin Johnston in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Quentin Johnston is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Quentin Johnston actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.