The Pass-Interference Nope Hex of Quentin Johnston
Quentin Johnston · LAC · WR
“The broadcast shows Johnston on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Johnston's week
- Johnston scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
- Johnston will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
87%POTENCY
-18.2PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A single Lions jersey, ironically worn
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Johnston, Johnston, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Quentin Johnston in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Quentin Johnston is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Quentin Johnston actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.