The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Quentin Johnston
Quentin Johnston · LAC · WR
“Johnston gets shadowed by a corner who just signed an extension and needs to prove it.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Johnston's week
- A mysterious flag erases Johnston's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Johnston does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.
86%POTENCY
-12.2PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Johnston, Johnston, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Quentin Johnston in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Quentin Johnston is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Quentin Johnston actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.