The Snap Count Hex of Quentin Johnston
Quentin Johnston · LAC · WR
“Johnston is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Johnston's week
- Johnston sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Johnston gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of TCU's biggest rival.
73%POTENCY
-13.5PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Johnston's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Quentin Johnston in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Quentin Johnston is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Quentin Johnston actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.