The Phantom Holding Hex of Quentin Johnston
Quentin Johnston · LAC · WR
“Johnston goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Johnston's week
- The QB looks at Johnston exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
- Johnston gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
86%POTENCY
-13PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Johnston's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Quentin Johnston in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Quentin Johnston is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Quentin Johnston actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.