The Butter-Finger Hex of Quincy Skinner Jr.
Quincy Skinner Jr. · GB · WR
“Ref: "Number Skinner Jr., that's a flag." Skinner Jr.: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Skinner Jr.'s week
- Skinner Jr.'s coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Skinner Jr. was due a breakout.
- Skinner Jr. will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
84%POTENCY
-11.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Vikings fan
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Skinner Jr.'s points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Quincy Skinner Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Quincy Skinner Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Quincy Skinner Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.