The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Quincy Skinner Jr.
Quincy Skinner Jr. · GB · WR
“Skinner Jr.'s coach discovers the run game at the exact moment Skinner Jr. was due a breakout.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Skinner Jr.'s week
- Skinner Jr. is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Skinner Jr. finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
72%POTENCY
-13.4PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Skinner Jr. drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Quincy Skinner Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Quincy Skinner Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Quincy Skinner Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.