The Hamstring Hex of Quincy Skinner Jr.
Quincy Skinner Jr. · GB · WR
“Skinner Jr. is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Skinner Jr.'s week
- Skinner Jr. gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Vanderbilt's biggest rival.
- Skinner Jr. gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
89%POTENCY
-19.1PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Skinner Jr.'s snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Quincy Skinner Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Quincy Skinner Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Quincy Skinner Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.