The Late Scratch Hex of Quincy Skinner Jr.
Quincy Skinner Jr. · GB · WR
“Skinner Jr. drops a wide-open touchdown, then celebrates anyway for 40 seconds.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Skinner Jr.'s week
- Skinner Jr. tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Skinner Jr.'s only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
92%POTENCY
-11.8PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Buccaneers locker room
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Skinner Jr. drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Quincy Skinner Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Quincy Skinner Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Quincy Skinner Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.