The Dropped Pass Hex of Quincy Skinner Jr.
Quincy Skinner Jr. · GB · WR
“Skinner Jr. is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Skinner Jr.'s week
- Skinner Jr. gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Vanderbilt's biggest rival.
- Skinner Jr. sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
78%POTENCY
-19.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Chiefs jersey, ironically worn
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Skinner Jr., Skinner Jr., in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Quincy Skinner Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Quincy Skinner Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Quincy Skinner Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.