The Shadow Coverage Hex of Quincy Skinner Jr.
Quincy Skinner Jr. · GB · WR
“Skinner Jr. does a touchdown dance for a TD that is overturned by review. Slowly. With zoom.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Skinner Jr.'s week
- Skinner Jr. gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Vanderbilt's biggest rival.
- The QB looks at Skinner Jr. exactly once: a 3-yard out on 3rd-and-9.
85%POTENCY
-11.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Skinner Jr.'s Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Quincy Skinner Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Quincy Skinner Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Quincy Skinner Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.