The Snap Count Hex of Quincy Skinner Jr.
Quincy Skinner Jr. · GB · WR
“Skinner Jr. gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Skinner Jr.'s week
- Skinner Jr. finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Ref: "Number Skinner Jr., that's a flag." Skinner Jr.: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
83%POTENCY
-11.1PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A single tear from a Buccaneers fan
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Skinner Jr.'s Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Quincy Skinner Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Quincy Skinner Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Quincy Skinner Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.