The Butter-Finger Hex of Quincy Skinner Jr.
Quincy Skinner Jr. · GB · WR
“The broadcast shows Skinner Jr. on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Skinner Jr.'s week
- Skinner Jr. gets quarantined by a cornerback named Cornelius who has never been beaten. Ever.
- Skinner Jr. gets 14 targets in garbage time with the game already lost. Points: 3.8.
88%POTENCY
-15.8PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Texans locker room
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Skinner Jr., Skinner Jr., in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Quincy Skinner Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Quincy Skinner Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Quincy Skinner Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.