The Butter-Finger Hex of Quincy Skinner Jr.
Quincy Skinner Jr. · GB · WR
“Skinner Jr. gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Vanderbilt's biggest rival.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Skinner Jr.'s week
- Skinner Jr. is questionable with an injury he sustained "reaching for the remote".
- Skinner Jr. scores a 60-yard TD. It is called back for holding on a guy named Gary.
80%POTENCY
-19.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A single Falcons jersey, ironically worn
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Skinner Jr.'s stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Quincy Skinner Jr. in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Quincy Skinner Jr. is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Quincy Skinner Jr. actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.