The Fumble Hex of Quinshon Judkins
Quinshon Judkins · CLE · RB
“Judkins will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Judkins's week
- Judkins is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.
- Ref: "Number Judkins, that's a flag." Judkins: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
84%POTENCY
-14.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Judkins drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Quinshon Judkins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Quinshon Judkins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Quinshon Judkins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.