The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Quinshon Judkins
Quinshon Judkins · CLE · RB
“Judkins finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Judkins's week
- Judkins gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Ohio State's biggest rival.
- Judkins loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.
92%POTENCY
-13.4PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Judkins, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Quinshon Judkins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Quinshon Judkins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Quinshon Judkins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.