The Phantom Flag Hex of Quinshon Judkins
Quinshon Judkins · CLE · RB
“A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Judkins's week
- Ref: "Number Judkins, that's a flag." Judkins: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- A mysterious flag erases Judkins's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
78%POTENCY
-13.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A single Steelers jersey, ironically worn
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Judkins, Judkins, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Quinshon Judkins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Quinshon Judkins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Quinshon Judkins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.