The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Quinshon Judkins
Quinshon Judkins · CLE · RB
“Judkins is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Judkins's week
- A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.
- Judkins gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Ohio State's biggest rival.
82%POTENCY
-11.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Judkins's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Quinshon Judkins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Quinshon Judkins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Quinshon Judkins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.