The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Quinshon Judkins
Quinshon Judkins · CLE · RB
“Judkins is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Judkins's week
- Judkins's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Judkins gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
84%POTENCY
-11.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Colts locker room
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A single tear from a Raiders fan
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Judkins's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Quinshon Judkins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Quinshon Judkins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Quinshon Judkins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.