The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Quinshon Judkins
Quinshon Judkins · CLE · RB
“The broadcast shows Judkins on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Judkins's week
- Judkins gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Judkins breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.
79%POTENCY
-19.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Titans locker room
- A single 49ers jersey, ironically worn
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Judkins's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Quinshon Judkins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Quinshon Judkins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Quinshon Judkins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.