The Phantom Flag Hex of Quinshon Judkins
Quinshon Judkins · CLE · RB
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Judkins's stadium. Only over Judkins.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Judkins's week
- Coach says Judkins is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.
- Ref: "Number Judkins, that's a flag." Judkins: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
85%POTENCY
-11.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Judkins's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Quinshon Judkins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Quinshon Judkins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Quinshon Judkins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.