The Garbage-Time Hex of Quinshon Judkins
Quinshon Judkins · CLE · RB
“Judkins sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Judkins's week
- Judkins will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.
- Judkins rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.
77%POTENCY
-15.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Judkins drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Quinshon Judkins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Quinshon Judkins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Quinshon Judkins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.