The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Quinshon Judkins
Quinshon Judkins · CLE · RB
“Judkins sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Judkins's week
- Judkins gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Ohio State's biggest rival.
- Judkins will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
73%POTENCY
-10.8PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Texans locker room
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Judkins's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Quinshon Judkins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Quinshon Judkins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Quinshon Judkins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.