The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Quinshon Judkins
Quinshon Judkins · CLE · RB
“The team goes up 21 early and Judkins gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Judkins's week
- Judkins will fumble on his first touch and live in the doghouse until the 4th quarter.
- Judkins gets stuffed on 3rd-and-1, 4th-and-1, and the goal line. Vulture season is here.
83%POTENCY
-10.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Judkins drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Quinshon Judkins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Quinshon Judkins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Quinshon Judkins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.