The Stuffed Run Hex of Quinshon Judkins
Quinshon Judkins · CLE · RB
“Judkins gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Ohio State's biggest rival.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Judkins's week
- A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.
- Judkins rushes 22 times for 51 yards. A heroic, beautiful, useless day.
86%POTENCY
-9.7PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Seahawks jersey, ironically worn
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Judkins drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Quinshon Judkins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Quinshon Judkins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Quinshon Judkins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.