The Late Scratch Hex of Quinshon Judkins
Quinshon Judkins · CLE · RB
“Judkins gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Judkins's week
- Judkins gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- The broadcast shows Judkins on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
82%POTENCY
-11.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Judkins's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Quinshon Judkins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Quinshon Judkins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Quinshon Judkins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.