The Fumble Hex of Quinshon Judkins
Quinshon Judkins · CLE · RB
“Judkins sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Judkins's week
- Judkins gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Judkins finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
82%POTENCY
-14.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A used challenge flag
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Judkins's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Quinshon Judkins in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Quinshon Judkins is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Quinshon Judkins actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.